Thursday, November 11, 2010

Taking the Bible literally

Originally I conceived this blog as an opportunity to tear down strongholds in the Christian subculture. But there is plenty of material in the world at large, so I am no longer committed to focusing on sacred cows of the Christian variety.

But there's a really big one that needs a rest, so here goes...

HIYAAAAAAAAA! ("MooooooooooOOOOOOOO?") *thud*

In Scripture, statements are not necessarily "promises," imperatives are not necessarily "commands," and descriptions are not necessarily proscriptions.

You're welcome.

Love,
sacredcowtipper

Thursday, October 28, 2010

What is this "blogging" of which you speak?

Okay, so my big plan was to write like at least ten entries before I ever presumed to actually try to create such a momentous responsibility as a blog. I mean, my track record for productivity is not exactly stellar. So, backlog before weblog, yes? That's okay, you don't have to think that was funny.

But I'm finding it remarkably convenient at the moment to create a blog, for reasons that have little to do with blogging. So here goes. I am a total noob. And I choose to wear my noob-ness as a badge of honor, because pride is one of those sacred cows that fills me with this... mad... urge...

HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ("MoooOOOOOOOO?") *THUD*

Let the tippin' commence.

Love,
sacredcowtipper

P.S. How many blog entry arrows have I tucked in my quiver, you may ask? Zero, of course. None. Nil. Goose egg.